What does it take to be a boss

taken from an email sent by a friend this morning.
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When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said "Since I control everything and do all the
thinking, I should be the boss"

The hand said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the
money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss"

The eyes said "Since I must look out for you all and tell you
where the danger lurks, I should be the boss."

And so it went with the Heart, the ears, the feet, the lungs,
etc. Finally the A**hole spoke up and demanded to be the Boss.
All other parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.
The A**hole was so enraged that he blocked himself off and
refused to function.

Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet
were too weak, the hands hung limply at the side, the Heart and
lungs struggled to keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let
the A**hole be the boss.

And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work and the
A**hole just bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.

Moral: You don't need a brain to be the boss. It's the other thing :p

What would you need to be a boss?

taken from an email sent by a friend this morning.
.
.
.

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said "Since I control everything and do all the
thinking, I should be the boss"

The hand said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the
money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss"

The eyes said "Since I must look out for you all and tell you
where the danger lurks, I should be the boss."

And so it went with the Heart, the ears, the feet, the lungs,
etc. Finally the Asshole spoke up and demanded to be the Boss.
All other parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.
The Asshole was so enraged that he blocked himself off and
refused to function.

Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet
were too weak, the hands hung limply at the side, the Heart and
lungs struggled to keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let
the Asshole be the boss.
And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work and the
Asshole just bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.

Moral: You don't need a brain to be the boss. You just need to be an asshole.

One of the scariest moments of my life.

The plane touched down at changi airport around 11 AM++ and while exiting, my wife truly enjoyed what she was seeing there.

Being not the first time there (been to Terminal 2 & 3), I wouldn't mind to spend a few minutes (or even hours) to wander around at the Changi airport, especially you know, the airport provided PC to access the internet for FREE! I tell you, she was like so amazed that she asked me to take pictures of her, at any point of time she liked something and want to be in a picture with it.

After the immigration and claimed our luggage out, we walked around again just to see what do they have in here. Then we see that DHL ads. She insisted me to take picture with the Ad. I took off my camera bag, posed and smiled, as you see above.

Then we walked away looking for other spots.

SUDDENLY,

I realized that I have forgotten my camera bag and looking around for it. I was almost forgotten where did I put my camera bag. As I looked into my pictures in the camera, I remembered the place she took my picture with the Ad. We when there and...

Luckily, it was still there! Phewh! Good singaporeans. It was still there in tact, untouched. There was someone there as well but he seems not to be giving attention towards the bag.

HAHAHA. How relieved I am!

So we proceed to the Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal just to find out that we had just missed the earliest Ferry we should be catching. Hahaha.

The next Ferry is 5 hours after! We were supposed to catch the earlier ferry as we were planning to go fishing.

Wifey blamed herself for being too 'Jakun' at the airport. hehehe.

* This is my 600th post on this blog! :)