September 17, 2009

Selamat Hari Raya

  • Drive carefully, no need to rush and tolerate other stupid drivers. They are innocently stupid so you've gotta bear with it. It's not your fault that their mother give birth to them so relax lah!

  • Careful with the fireworks/firecrackers (play at your own risk). If you think your neighbour's firecracker is more expensive than yours, then you can order more firecrackers from Taiko. I believe he has tonnes of mercun under his apartment dumping center. The best thing is if you can fire back at them. Please be aware do not fire the grandmother or grandfather. I don't think you can bear the view of naked old people while their clothes on fire.

  • Think before you eat. It's a month effort of reducing food. Why waste it by overweighting yourself after ramadhan by eating that much? But if your craving is uncontrollable, make sure eat something that your tummy cannot take. Despite of pooping is good to balance it out, consider it as an exercise. Make sure you poop more than 10 times a day, and while pooping, try to stand and duck down repeatedly to move your poops through your rectum easier. Try it. You won't regret it.

  • To Farok, see you in 3 months. Happy training in Rotterdam, Netherland. Do not forget to bring me pics of not you but the girls you saw over there hahahahah! (Jgn cakap ko x pergi tengok plak.. relaxlah bulan puasa dah habis ma.. !)

  • To everyone else, Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir & Batin. I'll be celebrating in my beloved wife's place in Indonesia. I'm not sure whether i'll be able to see lemang like here. Next year!

  • See you after Raya. Tell me your experience of driving, playing with fire crackers and pooping, okay?
  • September 9, 2009

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