October 26, 2007



Alahmak.. aisehman.. whatever else words that can describe how regret I am for my stupid previous entry.

As u guys were hoping, it was such a joke and I didn't mean it at all. U know me lah, sometimes i spiced up my writings, to make it fun to read.

I wasn't writing it in anger or anything. I laughed all the way when I wrote those things. I intended to be creative to tell you guys what was going on during my short Aidilfitri break. I'm so tired at that time that I need something to cheer myself.

Well, it doesn't cheer most of you. It was a joke. It wasn't real at all. Except for the 'jual lembu' thing and the raya story.

Yeah it sounds real so that you guys will think that it's real and if u think it's real, i think i managed to get you people deep into my writings.

I have always overlooked in a lot of things that I'm doing nowadays. Pardon my absent-mindedness. I'm just a human. I myself was/and still is a badass. I've been feeling terrible for this one big mistake i have done.

With my deep regret, humbly and sorry, I'm pulling off my previous entry.

Selamat Hari Raya, maaf zahir & batin.

-Izham yang hina-

October 23, 2007

A phone call from an ex.

Hello.. hi... lu sapa? owh sape-sape jela ek.. hehehe.. how are you? u horny huh?

Oh what really? U missed me? U missed me or u miss something else? Hehehe..

I missed you so much too. But I think i lied la.. I never missed you one. I missed you only when i cannot sleep at night time hahahahahaha..

Don't take it so hard eh, u know i always gurau-gurau with you. that's why last time i thought u were joking when you asked for break off.

It was right ghopenya.. takpola.. apo nak buek an.

I actually have been expecting your call long time ago but ok la, at least you call.. Goodla. Now i have your phone number already hahaha. Oh really? Haiyo, private number kah.. haiyaaaaa...! Then how do i make booty call to u?

Oh you know right I've been selling cattle meat on the 2nd and last day of puasa and managed to sell off everything. Got some ong and untung and can pay the kids wages. Eh not kids la.. my cousin and my bro in lawyer only.. eh in law.. silap..

Yeah, one cattle on the first day, 2 cattles on the next day. One little two little three little cattle.. hei apada.. Amazingly, i managed to finish 2 cattles in 2 hours without anyone realizing it. Time is so fast. My car is slow la. Must upgrade a lil bit.

And I managed to complete my puasa, Alhamdulillah. Not like last year, not only that we're so in loss, i missed 2 days of fasting. But I know you must have not been puasa-ing for at least 7 days la. U wanna bet? What 14 days? Hahaha. U mampus la to replace.

Oh yeah, my cousin afiq and my brother in Law, dak Pai helped me with the cattle selling. And better, we managed to reach kampung by 6PM and I managed to go to Giant to buy some nice drinks. You know what, it's really hard to find Justea in packs nowadays. I'm just so lucky to get the last pack, and better, we're rewarded with 2 free packs of justea. hehe.. U like justea right? I know last time u went sakit perut after getting drunk with Justea. Told ya already, justea haram hahaha.. only to you because u get drunk with justea.

Ha, my bro in law also got lobang you know. Err.. Yeah i know that lobang. I also got. Not that lobang for pooping la, lobang to get cheap fireworks and firecrackers. After 30 years of living.. eh oooooppppsss 30 already hahaha.. kantoi kantoi..

So for the first time in my life, I lighted up tat KLCC-like fireworks. Wah I was really like a beruk! Because I was terperanjat beruk loking how amazing that I can light that kind of firecracker myself. A lot of beruk turned human as they terperanjat manusia. Hahaha..

Bodoh la u.. itu pun u nak percaya ka? I lied ma. Of coursela i lied. What? U think I'm so honest with you mah?

Eh who says I called you during Raya night? I went out with all my cousins and in laws to Takbir from house to house. I didn't even bother to answer any calls pun. Who did call u then? Not me of course!

Eh, how come u claim i see you on raya night? U crazy beruk! I was in kampung la.

Who say I didn't pay your money? Last time it was you who borrowed my money to buy that stupid car. Now who hutang who?

What? U told me u're not a lesbian anymore but who was that tomboy sitting on you naked when I entered your house last time? U're fucking horny beruk! With a girl also can jalan....

Huh? Who are you? Hahahahaha...


* Wrong number.. boleh?

October 8, 2007

Surat Rasmi Hari Raya & Pesanan Penaja

No 8, Jalan Nasi Lemak 2 tergantung,
Bandar Baru Udang, <- hahahaha
81200, Johor Bahru, Johor.

Dear all my beloved readers and friends,


5 more days to the big day of Eid and we're almost to end the chilling and kewl fasting journey in this dry and hot weather of Ramadhan.

And u know what.

As my parents and my sister went back to Senawang and I was so alone at home, I was so lazy to go out so I decided to cook my very own recipe of Nasi Lembu Berkunyit, which turns out to smell very nice but...

My mom's salt has gone out of stock so it was tasteless.

But eating it with kicap is quite nice also. So I manage to finish 2 pots of nasi alone.

I haven't paid my zakat till today and i've almost forgotten. There are so many things to catch up as Ramadhan is the only month for me to rest at home and learn new things.

I'm coming up with a very much more excellent after-processing pictures in the near future.

So as the eid is approaching so near, i'd like to wish everyone Selamat Hari Raya and do spares me some cookies if i'm calling to come over for raya, especially yeah Zetty, i think i nak beraya rumah u. Who else eh? Tengok la sape2. I can only think of Zetty for the moment because her kampung is quite reachable from my Kampung and I really wanna have a taste of her so-called legendary Rendang.

I was just able to deny rumours about our former Prime Minister that had passed away by reading his improvement over his health situation on his Daughter, Marina Mahathir's blog. Let us pray that he will get well very very the soon so that he can continue enjoying his retirement happily, after what he has contributed to our country.

I still love him very much. A person worth to die for.

So Selamat Hari Raya to everyone. Thanx for continuing support to this humble blog and majulah blog utk negara.

Sekian Terima Kasih.

Yours Sincerely,

(Izham Che Ros)

October 1, 2007

Does you know?


Someone did asked me using that phrase yesterday.

I said, "No, I does not"


"Does you know" about Facebook? It's a modular friendster like service, where you can choose your own application to be put on your profile. I guess people like zetty and fina are less updating their blog because of this thing.

It's addictive, does you know that? :p


"Does you know" that the Hari Raya is just around the corner? It's less than 2 weeks from the moment i'm composing this blog. Are you prepared? What have you prepared for yourself, family, what so ever.

Have you:

1. prepared your baju melayu or baju kurung? What about your family's?
2. get the envelope for "duit raya" or "ang-pow"?
3. changed for smaller denomination or you may end up giving RM50 to everyone.
4. prepared or bought the all the kuih raya or cookies?
5. serviced your car before long journey?
6. paid all the necessary bills before leaving for long holidays?
7. booked rendang/lemang/ketupat/dodol?
8. got enough beef/chicken for raya?
9. APPLIED FOR YOUR LEAVE? (if u're working)
10. BOUGHT YOUR TICKET? (if u travel by bus, train or airplane)
12. bought SMART TAG or TOUCH 'n' GO for highway use?

That's all i can think for now. Any more suggestion?


"Does you know" that 4 men and a woman has been remanded with regards to the case of Nurin Jazlin (oh sangat comelnya dia, rugi seorang wanita yang bakal cantik dari dunia ini).

For the past few months, I've been quietly observing the case, with sorrow and disguise. I can't believe that Nurin was found dead in a gym bag in PJ. I was crying silently denying that it was her.

I was in rage; trying to blame her parents. At that time, I was in agony as i thought the policemen were trying to close the case.

It was all written, that Nurin met the Creator in such a suffering way. We were all were throbbed at the heart, trying to believe that the girl found dead in the bag was her.

I was wrong. Dead wrong.

The morrow crying over Nurin's death were still haunting me in my sleeps. I couldn't imagine if I'm the taxi driver named Jazimin.

Al-Fatihah, may Allah bless her and become one of the most beautiful angel in heaven.

The latest update was the arrest of an Indonesian Lady who were suspected to play a role of the child's caretaker while in the ransom but at the same time acting like someone who is caring enough to ask the police of what's going on and blaming the police of not doing a good job.


You see how cruel a woman can be? That's why i believe in a saying,

"Tangan yang menghayun buaian bisa menggegar dunia"

Masya Allah. Sampai hati. Pray to god that we may find the culprit, arrest him, put him on trial and punish him, or maybe her.

When I was in KL the last few days, I happened to be listening to the new BERNAMA Radio and during one of the discussion, they open up the session for the listeners to suggest;


I cannot think of anything else except for this... Or do you guys have any better idea? Please share with me, so maybe we can forward it to the government as it will become a good lesson for such an animal!

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