January 29, 2008

Ku berkayuh sayu di umur 30-an...

Macam tak percaya. Rasa macam baru semalam je jatuh basikal. Maksudnya bukanlah jatuh dari basikal... bodoh jugak la bunyiknya jatuh dari basikal, takde angin ribut tiba-tiba pulak boleh jatuh beskal kan.

Ingat lagi masa bersunat. Macam tak percaya je hujung anu tu dah dipotong. Tau-tau time nak kencing dah takyah tarik kuncup dia lagi.. tapi bila time kencing tu yang kelakar tu. sembrono je dia keluar. kekadang jadik 2 fountain, kadang jadik 3... hehe.. sensored sial citer ni. mesti korang dok terbayang cemana aku kencing masa tu..

Jgn bayang lelebih la. Masa tu aku baru derjah lima dan benda alah tu pun sangat comel macam cendawan. Tapi aku ingat jugakla tiba-tiba pagi esoknya lepas sunat tu aku stim.

Mak aiii sakit eh.. Menoghan nak nahan eh...

Masa yang aku paling banyak ingat ialah masa sekolah asrama lah. Dulu-dulu aku selalu aingat nama dia sekolah asmara. Tapi best jugakkan kalau ada sekolah asmara. Aku pun heran kenapa tak buat aje sekolah asmara? Sekurang2nya, adala education sikit pasal berasmara ni. Takdelah nak UPD, main, pancut dalam dan tinggal macam monyet. Sekurang-kurangnya tahu lah sikit pasal apa komplikasi dari perbuatan diorang tu.

At least pun boleh ajar pasal kondom, mana nak beli dan cemana nak pakai. Tu belum cerita pasal STD lagi...

Aku nak citer sikit je pasal sekolah asrama. Yang aku tau, sekolah asrama jugakla yang banyak mengajar aku tentang pentingnya kehidupan bermasyarakat dan kesan-kesan daripada setiap perbuatan kita terhadap hidup bermasyarakat.

Sekolah asrama pun ajar aku jadi jahat seh. Jadi penjenayah berkolar biru. (Sekolah aku pengawas berbaju biru). Antara lain yang best ialah, mengadakan hubungan cinta monyet dengan 3 orang gadis. Masa form one sorang, pastu masa form two pulak, pastu masa form four. Indah jugak kalau nak diceritakan kat sini tapi panjang sangat lah.

Tapi time tu, takde pulak budak sekolah aku yang buang anak kat tepi longkang. Walaupun budak-budak time tu aku tengok ada yang bertanda merah kat leher. Heheh, ingat lagi ada sorang awek tu tanpa segan silu tunjuk lebam-lebam cinta kat dada dia, atas sikiiiiiit je dari buah dadanya.

Dia tak la tunjuk buah dadanya. Kalau tunjuk pun aku tak citer la kat sini. Aku seorang penyimpan rahsia yang sangat baik.. Konon.. hehehe..

Itu antara kenangan-kenangan yang banyak masih terpahat secara indah atau mengerikan dalam kepala otak aku. Rasanya banyak jugak yang ngeri. Selalu jugak mak aku melaporkan yang aku mengigau dalam keadaan yang kurang selesa semasa tido. Ada jugak timenya yang aku bercakap dengan nada sedih dalam mimpi.

Kebanyakannya flash back kehidupan selama 31 tahun, yang kalau nak ikutkan, lagi setengah tahun umur Nabi Muhammad.

Dan pada hari jadi aku setiap tahun, aku selalu teringatkan banyak perkara-perkara manis yang kini bertukar manjadi igauan pahit yang aku tak dapat lupakan.

Tapi hari ni aku dah okay. Aku selalu teringat masa birthday aku jerk. Tapi tahun ni, aku happy sikit la sebab selepas dah lama giler tak berjalan dengan mak bapak, aku akhirnya berjaya memperolehi masa diorang dan masa aku sendiri untuk berjalan pegi Singapore!

Singapore lagi! hahahahaha...

(More pictures of my visit to Singapore on my PhotoBlog)

But this time, we made it through the Second Link bridge. I went with Romdzi last time using the ordinary Woodlands entrance. The big difference was the toll charged was RM10 but the going in process was slightly tighter but faster.

The first place we went to was the Sentosa Island. I decided to go to the Aquarium thingy where we can see the fishes through the see through underwater tunnel. Quite kewl for me as it was my first time but my father said the in KLCC is much kewler! hehe.. bangga bangga...

So ini lah dia pintu masuk ke Underwater world. Masuk-masuk je boleh main pegang2 ikan. Tak caya pegila..

This was how the view in the tunnel looks like.

Seperti biasa, gambar pelakon kanak-kanak utama akan sentiasa diutamakan sebab dia suka posing. Mak bapak aku kureng sket. Tak caya cuba tengok gambar-gamabar di bawah.

Tengok.. Semuanya melarikan diri when I was trying to shoot the camera at them. But I was actually trying to show how BIG the tree is. Look at my father's size and compare it with the tree. We were on our way to the Hotel for lunch. And actually their food were quite cheap. Even in the hotel.

In this picture, my father still oklah boleh tahan lagi but then u see my mom. Moyok je. Bukan apa.. panas seh... cuaca sangat panas.

My father memang suka ambil gambar dari belakang. Hehehe. But actually I wanted to show you the abandoned jungle tracking. People were prohibited from entering it. I suspect la, ada ahli sihir dalam hutan tu. Diorang takut orang jadi biskut macam cerita Hansel & Gretel.

(More pictures of my visit to Singapore on my PhotoBlog)

Then, we went off to Orchard Road where they went shopping while I was wandering as usual la. Look here and there sambil gigit lidah. Then we had coffee at the Dome and dinner at one of the Inbdonesian Rstaurant at the Takashimaya before they tell me goodbye and left off, going back to JB.

I stayed, waited for Hasna to finished her work and spent time and the Starbucks chit-chatting till late.

And starbucks were damn cheap too. Damn damn...

When I came back home, there's nothing more blessing and touching than a birthday cake from my parents...

Thanks to those who wished me before, on and after my birthday. God Bless!!

(More pictures of my visit to Singapore on my PhotoBlog)

January 19, 2008

Just another week....

Is stating facts is more irresponsible than throwing an anonymous harsh comment then?

I would leave my readers with their own interpretation of what they would churn out of my words. I'm just throwing ideas that may lead to another space of discussion, of any freedom that may diverge or converge to another issue but I'm hoping that we Malaysians have grown up enough to take my reading positively. I have never been underestimating my fellow readers, by limiting the space to the ideas that must suit to a certain needs.

As far as I'm concerned, I have a bunch of not-looking-back and rational friends and readers who have either helping me to further rationalised on my thoughts by expressing their beautiful mind in my comment box or just silently reading on and on and on and so on.

But I'm persuading my readers and highly suggesting them to read between the lines and to get used to my teasing and jokes, and of course being cynical is just another way of being Malaysian Malay, traditionally.

I'm not going to either defend or plead guilty on any accusation because I do aware that so far, most of my readers have the same wavelength as I am, which may require a positive and moving forward thinking, without prejudice and unjust.

I have to emphasize here that I'm not a racist by any nature and I'm just throwing ideas by stating some facts, well mixed with sarcasm and cynical that some people may not get the point.

That explains why not so many people is reading my blog, literally, as I tend to explain things as detailed as I could as I knew that my English is not as good as some other people, to note. I wrote long sentences. You may miss some words, or even lines, thus not enabling you to get in between the lines.

So I hope this shouldn't be an issue but as I said, I'd love to urge people to think, rationally and if they would like to, they may further cook the ideas up to an exceptable liberalized fruitful essence.

Anyway, I would love to thank eyzac and babi for their honest opinion and there's no right and wrong in throwing ideas.

Most importantly, jangan ambil hati with my writings.

I love you taiko. Million thanks for being a good everything to me, and today by enlighting me and everyone else with your 'wisdomful' remarks.

And today, I would want the world to know that beside Taiko being an intimate (:p) and close proximity friend of mine, I have a line of other friends who have been truly great that I-cannot-find-other-friends-like-them.

And if you guys may notice, I do sometimes write about them, once in a while.

Romdzi, another great friend who shared the date birth with me, came over to JB with his family to visit me (actually he has an assignment in JB) and he just need to go to Singapore.

So today I went to singkapoh again. This time, we drive in.

This is somewhere near the Queenstreet where we parked the car without the parking tickets. The sun was so hard on us that even ROmdzi can't open his eyes. This is rather not a posed shot so the subject doesn't really matter. What matters to me are the picture is sharp and Singapore still have these kind of oldtown rows of shops. Just like what you can exactly see in small towns in Malaysia. The only thing was, a McDonald's restaurant is at the end of the shop row. Kewl...

I've got another friend, we called him Pitt Din. Looking at this picture, it's an honour to see a street was named upon him. Hehe. Pitt Street. Hei, not Pitt Saint eh.

This is the first daughter (and more to come) of Romdzi. She maybe named after my sister as well (haha) as her name is Nur Farah Liana, which brought the meaning of The light of Happiness which is soft and polite.

Masya Allah.. She's so naughty, just not able to stay still.

I'm her Pak Long Bai. She has always mistakenly addressed me as her Pak Long Masai.

I 'curik-curik' snapped a photo of a worker who constantly managed the thrown-offs from the garbage container. Deeply, I pity him as no one ever care to even look at him. Not even to say hi. He has quite a not welcoming mood too but I believe if we say hi to him, he may get cheered up a bit or he may just passed, being shy or get irritated.

I donch know. Different people have different interpretation of what they face and see everyday.

I reckoned she's pooping now because she was found to poop in her diaper later.

She plays alone like nobody is around. Sometimes she stares emptily, maybe wondering of why these people just walk off without saying anything. Up to my amazement, she says hi to a few people passing by.

How I wish I can do that too. I want to have that liberated friendliness.

Our last destination, Pasir Panjang Park where we had our Satay! (In the picture, from left, Suriani, Romdzi and Farah Liana)

Very nice. They're so just grilled and hot that burned my tongue and the upper ceiling of my mouth! Damn...

* Some people just loved to blink their eyes on the count of 3. hehehe :p. And I have also update my photoblog

January 17, 2008

Melayu :: Prihatin atau Diskriminasi?

As a Malaysian Malay, we've been proud about ourselves and loudly claimed that our so called hospitality is among the best.

Damn it, even TV3 made the program "BERSAMAMU" to show how poor people living their life and later people show up to give their hands. Especially the Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat (JKM).

All this while what were they doing? Aren't they are supposed to be looking for poor people and help them?

I would suggest Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat and Pusat Zakat to be merged so that they can use the zakat money that has not been utilised rather than being stuckedup or misused by people.

That really shows that Malays aren't that "PRIHATIN" yet. We're just prihatin about ourselves.

Why?

We do not want people to see malays as really bad as we do nothing help our own kind. Agree?

Kononla Malaysian Malays are "PRIHATIN" and have mercy.

When Nurin Jazlin hilang, everyone symphatized. The latest was Sharlinie and still not found. The media made it such a national issue. Leave all the other more important issues like economy and development and let's concentrate on the lost kids.

What ruined my head for the last few days was, when I was in KL, I saw chinese people wearing a big tag with Sharlinie's picture and name on their body. Abd i saw on TV that even the Indians also helped for the search.

These people are volunteers and of course they weren't doing it for money. These people sincerely doing it.

Even i myself don't really care much. I'm a Malay. I'm one of the Malaysian Malay.

BUT!

Where were we when a chinese or an indian kids hilang?

We don't even know about it. Why? The media didn't make it as big as sharlinie's or nurin's case. They turned up to the police or media but still it's not as big as sharlinie or nurin.

It sounds like a discrimination to me.

By statistics, the number of chinese and indian reported missing are much higher than the Malays. Last-last, only the MCA and MIC people who go search for this people and i still don't care much. I know a lot of chinese and indian gone missing every day.

How do I know?

I love reading posters pasted on the trees and walls. And most of the time I saw the missing people posters.

So I know. You guys didn't :p. If you guys know also, I knew more than you guys do. I read posters at least in around KL, Seremban, Melaka and JB. Different places with different people missing.

I didn't mention dogs and cats too.

The fact that I'm not PRIHATIN but at least I'm not DISCRIMINATING would still remain.

Am I? Nah. I'm still a prihatin person. Posting about sharlinie in this page is good enough. Last time, I was about to post about all the othe missing people that I knew but by the time I was about to write about them, due to my hectic life and everything, the person is found already.

I just think that certain issues were exaggerated to 'mengkesampingkan' people attention from what we're supposed to concentrate on.

HINDRAF maybe just one of it. All my Indian friends agreed with me.

January 8, 2008

I'm so afraid of losing...

For god sake, I cried for almost half an hour this morning.

Almost 6 years ago, I used to sit by their pond and tell them the sad story of my life. Them, that usually active and agile would eventually swim still like they're listening to me. I did that for almost everyday for 2-3 weeks before i think I'm ready to go out and see people again.

They've been my sweetheart for the last 6 years. If they are human, I would have been sending them to the kindergarden by now.

Yesterday, I went to feed those Carps but it seems that they're not interested at all. I was wondering maybe my uncle who live just nearby and the caretaker of the home would have fed them. It's quite weird as normally they would still eat.

They would just ignoring me, facing the wall. I'm quite sad with that as they would never do that. They would still eat the food as long we fed them.

Last night, I can't sleep. Eventhough how tired I am, I'm so amazed that I can't put my eyes to sleep so that I keep awake and played around with my guitar and the newly purchased Zoom effect. Me, who never scared of any kind of ghost felt something weird was surrounding me last night.

Well, I went to sleep at 5.

As I woke up late to get to the workplace, at a sudden, I felt like seeing those sweetheart before going out.

Oh my God! What's happening? What had happening to all my beloved Carps?

I panicked and started to call everyone that I think I should.

Then I just sat there wiping my tears.

They've been there for 6 years. Like i said, if they're my human children, i would be busy sending them to school right now.

I pick them up one by one. I carefully put them into the black garbage bag to be buried. I plan to bury them in my father's orchard.

Look at these 2 carps. They were always seen together. Even dying also, they were still together (the picture above).

I put them side to side and take their picture for the last time. Of course, I can't do that while they're still alive...

Finally, I managed to pick up all 12-13 of them and put them into the black garbage bag.

Up to my surprise, I also found this dead lizard in the pond. Now i'm curious. What was actually going on?

Don't play play! I even called a machine to bury them. Those two workers I made them to sing Negaraku to pay their last respect to the fishes.

Here you go. With hugs and tears..

Now they're gone....

January 4, 2008

How does Sex and Politics relate?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

It is direct-proportionally related.

The more money and power does a someone has, the more Sex appetite they have.

And the more money and power does someone has, the more people are get attracted to them also.

Ada betoi ke? Figure it out!

As in the recent local politic sex scandal, the former Health Minister, Chua Soi Lek has passed on his Minister post due to the revealed sex video featuring him and his 'friend'.

That means, it's really kewl to become a Minister, as being a Minister, he can ask his own personal friend to have sex with him. Terror terror. I wish i can ask all my personal friend to have sex with me also.. Hahahahaha!

The DVD movie of his sex act has been delivered for free in Batu Pahat, Muar and Seremban areas (why it doesn't include Senawang as well uh? Kalau ada kat JB pun bagus). And magically, nobody can trace who sent those DVD/VCDs to all those recepients. It is mostly sent in an envelope written SEX Movie and some chinese writings that I don't understand.

In the DVD also showed that he's watching Porn movies for warming up. Come on man, I myself hardly find a porn DVD/VCD nowadays. Where did he get that DVD/VCD?

That's maybe one of the privilleges of being a Minister. Dahlah so easy to get anything he wants, even to have sex, he can just ask his own personal friends, to get DVD/VCD porn also, maybe he just utter the spell 'Abra Cadabree, I want a porn CD' and 'POOFS' it appears!

The question is, who does all the recordings?

And obviously in the DVD, Chua Soi Lek didn't do this all by himself. There are 2 or 3 other people around. He's not doing it all alone.

I think he must have not watched Young & Dangerous. From that movie he'll learn that anyone can be betrayed by anyone, especially he as a minister must be aware that as a Society Figure, a lot of people are looking forward to send him off his position.

It can be people who has been watching and waiting to 'taroh' him. Or it can be his own people who has been treated badly. Who knows?

The best part is, other politicians applaused him for his so called 'keberanian' to admit his act. It's like a persuasion and that act has nothing wrong to do with it. In my thought, these other politicians means to say that Chua Soi Lek got big balls while theirs are tiny. It's up to me how do I see it like right? Hehehehe.

While I think, they should have nail him to the max. Kasi taroh habis. Then we'll know where they stand don't you think so?

You see lah. The economy is already bad, and the Health Minister who is supposed to be busy fighting STDs, instead he's busy having sex with friends.

Apa nak jadi,
Apa nak jadi,
Menteri main dengan kawan sendiri
Apa nak jadi,
Apa nak jadi,
Siap rakaman 2 VCD,
Apa nak jadi.....


* nyanyi macam lagu SM Salim, apa nak jadi

January 2, 2008

Tol dah naik ke belum ha?

Dengar citer harga tol dah naik.. betul ke?

When the toll goes up.. Everything will also go up..

And I heard that the petroleum based product prices will also be hiked up. No info on the price but it's gonna be a big price hike.

It's already 2 days of 2008 but I was already burden with a lot of price increase.

Since right now I'm doing some construction work in Labu, Negeri Sembilan, the former budget has to be revised again and again.

Most of the construction material price is increased by 1st January 2008. Cement price which was supposed to be sold at RM10.80 per bag by the government, they are now selling at RM13. When you asked for the receipt, they will issue you a receipt telling that you're buying a bag of cement at the price of Rm10.80 BUT there'll be a miscellaneous item priced at RM2.20.

Ridiculous!

That's only one item. Not to mention all the other things like canvas, plaster, nails, screws and bla bla bla.

I'm expecting a slower economical move this year as a result of the last year's snail-speed economical growth and weakened again by the price increased.

There were a lot of people who either privately chat or emailed me with regard to my comment on the economical performance of this country, who mostly opposing my views, I'm sure you guys who love and support the government like 'Neraka' will be happy as the government has done nothing to avoid such an economical catastrophe.

You also must be happy as most people now can live harder than before.

I bukannya the opposition but then when the government is letting the economy to push people, why would you continue supporting the government who makes it hard for you..

But then, if we give to the opposition, what the difference they will make? NAH!

Yeah living is really pinching me on my forehead!

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