July 19, 2010

What does it take to be a boss

taken from an email sent by a friend this morning.

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be the boss.
The brain said "Since I control everything and do all the
thinking, I should be the boss"

The hand said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the
money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss"

The eyes said "Since I must look out for you all and tell you
where the danger lurks, I should be the boss."

And so it went with the Heart, the ears, the feet, the lungs,
etc. Finally the A**hole spoke up and demanded to be the Boss.
All other parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.
The A**hole was so enraged that he blocked himself off and
refused to function.

Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet
were too weak, the hands hung limply at the side, the Heart and
lungs struggled to keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let
the A**hole be the boss.

And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work and the
A**hole just bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.

Moral: You don't need a brain to be the boss. It's the other thing :p

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