October 15, 2004

Read this.. a very good one!

Lunch :: I went to have my lunch in the citibank today (hei i'm updating my blog so much more often nowadays rite, but i have so many things to share with you guys...), i was full with the nasi ayam + drumstick + hati. nyum, nyum.. bestnya (sorryla orang2 di US dan UK yer). I was accompanying my officemate, oh yeah, i've forgotten about my cute picture taken just before we went out to citibank today. I'll put it here tomorrow.

Working :: I was working hard today. Despite of chatting with all my friends over the YM and entertaining my boss, i was doing all my job. Was too busy. Suddenly Lysa called and I was so surprised. She said that i was not online so she called. How sweet. So as I still have my card balance, i decided to call her back in the USA (for those in UK can do that too, just leave me ur phone number and i'll be happy to call u :p)

Lysa :: We were talking on the phone, and then later continue talking over YM, as usual we talk abt life.. and bla bla bla.. talk abt.. actually she was surprised by my openness when i talked to her mom. Maybe I was getting mad at something so i just said what ever i wanted to say that day.

Email :: Later, i opened my Maxis email, after reading all my boring HCOC emails. and I was reading this.. come on read this.. it's kewl man.. seriously..

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words, "I do".

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up...and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??..What was that?" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off from work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big unnamed dept store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different, very expensive outifts. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let's get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewelry dept, where she picked up a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you....she was soooo excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me, because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said,"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like it".

Her face just went completely blank, as her jaw dropped with a baffled

"WHAT??"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile............You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman".

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,

"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either......


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I used to do that. I used to return the words being said and irritates me. Is that good?

Sometimes, i just think that girls (female) only wants the male to satisfy them and do whatever they want, but then the boys (male) cannot.

Haha... like last nite (i'm not suppose to share this, i'm embarassed but i can't hold it when I read that story).

I called Sasha and asked her to do me a favor of doing something and she was saying that, I've not been calling her for sometimes and suddenly i'm asking her to do something. She asked me to pay, and I said okay! I'm fine, i can pay, well she regrets saying that and she'll do it. I said i'll send it to her home as I don't want to trouble her to come out at nite to come over to my place and take it from me, but she insisted to come. Without thinking of anything, I'll just agree as I myself was tired.

She reached my place at around 10.30 but dressed up like tomorrow is a holiday. I get down with my short and my worn sleeveless shirt, wearing slippers, as I was about to go to sleep.

I gave it to her and she asked, "Let's go out for a movie or, tonite is ladies nite!!!!". I was so tired and I told her nicely, "Dear, i'm so tired and can i get to sleep?"

I'm not only sleepy, but i'm on a tight budget as well. As now I'm paying a lotsa things monthly (oh i haven't paid my HSBC credit card yet...) So i told her, "I'm tight on my budget so I guess I can't". But she still insists by saying that she'll treat me.

She's cute, driving a Honda Stream, which normally I'll drive when we go out, again i told her, i can't drive, my legs were... "Okay, i'll drive. please go up and change for me please please please... "

I was agreeing to go with her but I just can't hold myself to be joking to her back by saying, "Well, we haven't been seeing each other for a while and now u're asking me out. I want u to pay me to be ur escort bla bla bla..."

Prap!!! She throw all my papers on the streets and she just left. The back tire nearly went over my left toes. damn.. I was blurred. I was trying to be joking.. erkk.. i called her, no answer, and later unreachable.

The same story, i can't get her to do my job, and if i'm lucky last nite, we'll be enjoying till late morning @ the planet...

A nice lesson to me. Do not joke about what a girl say to you.. haha.. so embarassing.. haha.. merah muka..!

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One good thing to try for today!

1. goto Google Translator
2. type "Aishwarya's mom is nice and cool" into the translation box and select translate from english to spanish.
3. get the result, copy the translated text and copy and paste it back into the translation text box and select translate from spanish to english.
4. see the result and u'll be very happy..

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